The Joy of... Having A Two Year Old Pup

by : Ralph
(Florida, US)

Bowl in the mouth means "MORE food please!"

Wet snout under my armpit or tennis ball on my computer means "MORE play please!".

"Uhrgh, uhrrrgh" means you don't SEE me!

Hair raised, "big" loud BARK means "You scare me!"

Snout wiggling in fellow "dog roommate's" neck means "Get a life old man, this is called teasing! CHASE ME!"

Pulling me down the road behind a leash after that little Fox Terrier of the next-door neighbor means "I'm BIGGER than him, let's get him and SHOW him - NOWWWWW!" (That miniature doesn't have to know I am a softy.)

Back-rolling on the safety net of the pool, hoping to get wet means "I would LIKE to swim NOW!"

Picking out and chewing up my best pair of Italian leather shoes means: "THIS is real, THIS is good quality man, I have TASTE!"

Soccer ball flying thru air, landing with a blob instead of a bounce means "S-O-R-R-Y you didn't put enough air in this one!"

So, this lady comes to visit.
Wife recons this is "the opportunity of a lifetime!"
All we have to do is invest $2000 in this "FANTASTIC scheme-a-ma-jig" and we will be ready to retire in "NO TIME".

Two year old greets lady friend very friendly with a good old sniff from behind. Leaving a few traces of that "yum" mixture of dog food mixed with a few grass shoots and decorative swinging saliva, now hanging from her freshly "bought" linen "white" pants!

Gucci bag the size of Santa's gift bag at the side of her chair, she captures two year old pup's attention for a long time with her swinging red finger nails that explains away for 30 minutes.

She gets up to pour tea with the wife. Ready and waiting at the dining room table, wife did make sure everything is fit for a diva.

"Soooo, what do you think?" the money diva says. In the mean time this pup is getting ready for his own tea party!

Oh, Oh, OH NO, NO is the next thing that comes from the Gucci Diva's mouth! Pup decided this is a good time to inspect the big red Gucci bag and found no gifts. Next best thing is to mark it as the content of our home and obviously as HIS territory with a good old lift of the hind leg!

Then pup decides it is time to leave me with the trouble and watch all the amusement from the big leather couch, as he stretched out for a siesta.

The wife is still cross because I said the lady answered her own question and pup told her what to do!

THAT people, are the joys of having a GREAT DANE pup! Sometimes pup discipline is overrated.

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Thanks for the inspiration FUN STUFF TO DO, I needed to share that! When can we see who the GREAT DANE of Fun Stuff To Do is? Great site!

P.S: I am no great writer myself, however, this felt so good and joyful to do. Don't tell the Gucci Diva.