Sharp-sharp funnies

by A Friend

Sharp Funny

Dedicated to my friend Annemie Louw and to the enjoyment her wit provides on Facebook. Here are some of the stuff she says (or read on internet:-)

I tried to catch some fog... I mist!
+1 comment then said: "foggit"

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me.

This girl says she recognizes me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore??

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst!

When chemists die, they barium.

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now...

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So funny!
by: Medley

This is way past funny!

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Good-good
by: Markus

Darn good. Really good. Good-good. Very funny. I like to come here for my daily dose of laughter.
Thanks.

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Hahaha
by: Alycia

I started off smiling and then I read the last one and I burst out laughing. Please continue to post her stuff...

Hi Alycia, we'll ask her to post more of her own stuff. Deal?

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Love a DSH
by: Katy

I love a dry sense of humor. These sayings will crack my friends up. Very good.

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