More Funny Sayings

by Lesley

Especially for those people that tell us to GROW UP!

Many foxes grow grey but few grow good. - Benjamin Franklin

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up. - Pablo Picasso

Don't just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained, but will never grow from it. - Jim Rohn

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

As the arteries grow hard, the heart grows soft. - Mencken

Get this in mind early: We never grow up. - Richard Bach

I was wise enough to never grow up while fooling most people into believing I had. - Margaret Mead

When I grow up I want to be a little boy. Joseph Heller

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. - Andy Rooney

Sorrow is a fruit. God does not make it grow on limbs too weak to bear it. - A. L. Tennyson

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - B. Russel

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

From a small seed a mighty trunk may grow. - Aeschylus

No person is your friend who demands your silence, and denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

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