Funny Sayings From and About Stars

by Wyatt
(Topeka)

Anything is possible. Justin Timberlake proved it by bringing sexy back.

Married life is so easy, you only have one woman to satisfy. - Will Smith

We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word. - Hillary Clinton

I used to think 'there must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. - Will Rogers

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Stardom is only a by-product of acting. I don't think being a movie star is a good enough reason for existing. - Natalie Wood

I don't want to be a movie star. I want to be in movies that are stars. - Harrison Ford

... you can be a dead hero or an alive cowboy - Johnny Depp

Paris Hilton has been in jail for 3 days, they're already making a movie about Paris Hilton being in Jail ... I believe they're calling it the Bird Brain of Alcatraz - David Letterman

A friend in need is a pest. - Vince Vaughn

Oh, sure thing, I'll make coffee, how do you take it, black, a couple of cubes of kiss my ass? - Will Smith