Funny Sayings about Happiness

by Kiesha
(Philadelphia)

Funny Sayings and Quotes

There is more happiness in giving than there is in receiving... especially when you're giving to yourself.

All I ask is the chance to prove that lots of money can't make me happy.

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.

When I'm happy I gain weight and none of my clothes fit when I'm miserable I lose weight and fit into all my clothes. So what's the point: happiness cost you money!

Happiness is no more than good health and a bad memory.

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

Why is it that everyone is suspicious of what looks like happiness?

If you're happy and you know it... run like hell.

If you have what it takes to lead a happy life, make sure you have insurance on it.

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we would have a pretty good time.

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet.

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You will find real happiness
by: Anonymous

You will find real happiness when you help others. Some of these quotes are funny and some actually represent real situations on how to be happy. My wife will definitely like these funny quotes. Thanks

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Response to prior post
by: Disorganizer81

"The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet."

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Cute Sayings
by: Anonymous

You must be real happy, these sayings about happiness are very cute!

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