Funny Questions To Ask - Humor For Thought About Life

by May
(FL)

Do cemetery workers work the graveyard shift?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent or to speak?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

How can there be a Miss Universe when only earth is represented?

Why do they call it rush hour when the traffic move so slow?

Is reading on the toilet considered multitasking?

When butterflies fall in love, get upset or nervous, what do they get in their tummies?

Whose the mean person that decided nose job surgery should be called rhinoplasty?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Is it possible for someone to be "totally partial"?

What is another word for synonym?

Can a pig pull a hamstring?

Why don't you get mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they call the guy that invest your money a BROKER?

What color is a chameleon on rainbow paper?

Why do they call the places that you fly from at an airport a terminal if flying is supposed to be safe?

Why do restaurants offer appetizers, would you be there if you are not hungry?

Why are toy makers so cruel to give kids toys WITHOUT batteries? Should we pay them with fake money and see if they ENJOY it?

If you jog backwards, do you gain weight?

Why in the world would woman put artificial fruit on display? Should we give them fake flowers - ONCE?

Why is love so blind and marriage such an eye opener?

Why do water bottles have an ingredient section on the label?