Funny Alligator and Crocodile Jokes

Q:
What do you call an alligator in a vest
A:
An investigator

Q:
What do you call an alligator who’s a fantastic dancer?
A:
A snapper!

Q:
What do you call a crocodile that makes music?
A:
A croc-star!

Q:
What does an alligator say when it finds something funny?
A:
“That’s jaw-dropping!”

Q:
Why did the alligator take a job in construction?
A:
Because it was great at snapping things together!

Q:
Why do alligators make good secret agents?
A:
They crack things open under pressure.

Q:
What is an alligators favorite drink?
A:
Snap-ple

Q:
Why are crocodiles so good at swimming?
A:
They practice in de-nile!

Q:
What did the crocodile say when he was in a hurry?
A:
Let's make this "snappy"!

Q:
How do you make an alligator happy!
A:
Tell him he is "jaw-some"!

Q:
Why don't crocodiles like fast food?
A:
Because they can't catch it!

Q:
What does an alligator say when he is not feeling well?
A:
I'm a bit croc-ky!

Q:
Why can't an alligator keep a secret?
A:
They have such big mouths!

Q:
What is a crocodiles' favorite platform?
A:
Snap-chat!

Q:
What do you call a crocodile's phone?
A:
A croc-o-dial off course!

Q:
And a crocodile in a band?
A:
A rock-o-dile

Q:
What is a popular breakfast for little alligators?
A:
Rice Krispies (Snap, crackle and pop!)

Q:
How do alligators and crocodiles battle it out with each other?
A:
Heads or Tails!

Q:
What do you call a lazy crocodile?
A:
A croc-a-dilly-dally!

Q:
What make crocodiles the best motivational speakers?
A:
They know how to make you take the plunge!

Q:
Do crocodiles prefer mocktails or cocktails?
A:
Neither, they enjoy croc-tails.

Q:
Why shouldn't you put alligators in movies?
A:
They are scaly actors!

Q:
What’s a crocodile’s favorite game to play?
A:
Croc-quet!

Q:
Why is it dangerous to laugh at crocodile and alligator jokes?
A:
Because they'll snap your funny bones!


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