Cost a lot

by Leah
(Wishaw)

I went into Costa and asked how much are your coffee's, they said 2 pounds, I said oh u costa lot!

"Homemade with Love" means I licked the spoon then used it again.

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.

Remember rumors I hear about you are as true as the ones you hear about me.

Our house was clean yesterday, sorry you only came today.

Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, used the insurance money to buy cupcakes!

I don't mean to brag but I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours 12 minutes.

You are what you eat, so don't be fast, cheap, easy or fake.

A woman who knows what she brings to the table is not afraid to eat alone.

January.... May the best debit order win!

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for mute.

Ladies and gentlemen it has been a very emotional day... even the cake is in tiers.

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