Funny Sayings About Life

by Dina
(Dina's place in the Sun)

Laugh about your worries and worry about your laugh lines.

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.

The problem with the rat-race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

See life as a great big canvas and throw as much paint on as you can, then you'll get the picture.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; usually long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong time.

There must be more to life than having everything.

A summary of everything I've learned about life: It goes on.

Life is a division between the horrible and the miserable.

Life is a onion, after every layer you peel off you shed a tear.

A life without cause is a life without effect.

Life is actually a joke, you just need to know when to laugh.

Life is like a rose bush, pretty to look at, hard to hold on to.

Live life like a backpacker, keep the necessary and carry lite.

Hold on to your dreams, it's the purpose of life to try and overthrow them.

To get out of life what you want, you have to decide what it is.

Create a new life story each year and end each chapter well.